The government form said I had to pick a clinic and a doctor,
so I wasted my time researching clinics and doctors and picked them.
When I got the card I found out the government picked a different clinic and doctor then I did.
Here are some questions for Bernie. Do I have to smoke pot or can I smoke tobacco and can I afford to anymore?
Can I drink a soda today and what size, diet or sugared? How many miles can I drive today?
How about some fast food? Can I eat a steak? After eating I need to breath and fart, is that to much carbon?
Do I have to have medical insurance or will I be penalized on my taxes? What if I'm not politically correct?
Are you going to tax gas so high I can't even drive to work? Does Bernie sell drugs in an Uber and do I have to?
Can I take a shower today? How long can I leave the light on? Do I have to exercise if I don't want to and
can I be 5 feet tall and weigh 300 pounds? Can I be 5' 10" and weigh 145? What hair cut would you like,
how should I dress and how about a beard? Can Bernie come up with a new tax every day? Yes he can.
I like to put dog crap in a plastic bag, is that ok or should I just put it in my pocket?
We have smog devices on our cars but now they want more?