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Published on January 27, 2019 By Iben In Politics

The government form said I had to pick a clinic and a doctor,

so I wasted my time researching clinics and doctors and picked them.

When I got the card I found out the government picked a different clinic and doctor then I did.

Here are some questions for Bernie. Do I have to smoke pot or can I smoke tobacco and can I afford to anymore?

Can I drink a soda today and what size, diet or sugared? How many miles can I drive today?

How about some fast food? Can I eat a steak? After eating I need to breath and fart, is that to much carbon?

Do I have to have medical insurance or will I be penalized on my taxes? What if I'm not politically correct?

Are you going to tax gas so high I can't even drive to work? Does Bernie sell drugs in an Uber and do I have to?

Can I take a shower today? How long can I leave the light on? Do I have to exercise if I don't want to and

can I be 5 feet tall and weigh 300 pounds? Can I be 5' 10" and weigh 145? What hair cut would you like,

how should I dress and how about a beard? Can Bernie come up with a new tax every day? Yes he can.

I like to put dog crap in a plastic bag, is that ok or should I just put it in my pocket?

We have smog devices on our cars but now they want more?


Comments
on Jan 28, 2019

Sen. Kamala Harris (D-CA):"America, we are better than this."

on Jan 29, 2019

I have some  questions for Almost Occasionally Conscious.

Where does all the money the lottery brings in come from?

Where does that money go, who runs the lottery, is the lottery moral and who's idea was it?

 

on Feb 01, 2019

Thought I would add something to my plastic bag.

"Michael Moore calls for Starbucks boycott until Howard Schultz says he’s not running for president." 

Ever heard of voting?

on Feb 07, 2019

Alpha omega Centauri in ten years.

I call it the new warp deal